I really mean... watch these. Please... W/sugar on top and some more less masculine toppings I can not think of

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Schfiftyfive?


The Badger Song

Morning peeps... got my coffee in my hand and a smoke in the other

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Click on it to see it bigger. I had taken this picture at 5:59 AM.

I have destroyed my blog.

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Well over the last few days I have had some quality bi-polar moments with my blog. Finally I shot it in the fucking "header". I buried it.

I have been updating my links w/new cool catchy phrases. When I get home tonight I am going to be like "Hon, you want to get funky... because I am so cool?" I will probably get the look... ladies you know the look, when you're man is retarded and you do not have the words to express it... so you simplify it, by giving him "the look"

If you find out that you do not have a link yet, be patient. I will hook ya up.

My designs will be back, Civil Protection, Andy Warhol pic, My favorite media links, all that shit. I am going to be making my own background and adding that in the coming weeks. I have pissed hours away from work, home life, and sex life (I just wanted to mention one dirty subject). Has it all been worth it? Sadly yes. Yes it has. God? Do I suck? His answer would be in the bible - "Yes Demon does suckath cosmic cock".

you know your screwed when even the "big man" says it.

I have been working... on my blog.

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You will see changes with my blog, they may not look nice and or work right. However they will be corrected soon. My next step is adding a third column on the left. I have tried this several times in the past each time, I fuck up my html or css or whatever the hell it is called. Do not correct me.

I will also make my own background and have it hosted by flicker. I am to busy to make links for the items I speak of. Editing my blogger code is fun, but it also pisses me off. How does that work out then? I don't know.

I know I need to get some real work done. I will be back tonight editing more shit and swearing at the comp. See you all till then.

Emotional Impurity

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I saw my Varb rank go down. Thats okay *dialing CIA Connected Intel* I mean I bet the guy or gal meant nothing by it *tells that "guy" the location of the mark*

yes what I wrote above does mean I am that lame. You know the one, that guy that uses war references in the office and never actually was in war... yeah that it is me. Well not really, I would not be able to live myself. What was I talking about? anyways...

I am going to have a cup of coffee and a smoke in just a bit before starting the dishes. No surprise there. One would think I fabricate about how much I drink coffee and smoke... but nope.

Things that you make go "ewwww"

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Victor and Henry, two leaders of the multi-powered and limitless illegal drug industry were having drinks after a very successful meeting with other international criminal syndicates. Victor who has been at the top of his gain and not being assassinated and or incarcerated if it was not for several witnesses disappearing. He was tired, he had more sex, power and pleasure one could ever imagine and beyond. No limit to his ethical and or sane boundaries was possible to measure. Anything he wanted, he could have. His colleague was much the same.

"We need to play a game" Said Victor slapping his leg with extreme delight.

"What should be play victor?" The gruff Henry questioned

"Russian Roulette, sir" Victor stated with ease.

Victor loaded one shell in the revolver and spun the chamber and clicked it at his face. He laughed as did Henry, glee-full that they could still feel some thrill.

After a few rounds, neither being dead Henry looked at his friend and said "You must come back to one of my villas deep in Columbia, I have a game that is just as good" He said happily.

After several months Victor took his good friend up on the offer.

Henry was waiting for his friend to arrive at his personal air port. Sure enough Victor arrived on time.

Victor was confused his friend's appearance, but not worried "Henry why are you naked?"

"I am going to be given head good friend, remember the game I spoke about" Henry looked very excited.

"well yes I do, but how does a blow job be the same thing" Victor doubting his friends zeal towards insane pursuits

"You see the six naked women in front of me?" Said Henry happily

"Yes of course, they are your concubines?"

"nope, they are just from the village, I do not know which one is which" Henry said his excitement could be contained within his face. "This is out it works, you go up to one and she gives you head-"

"How is anything like my game?" Victor said very disappointed

"One of them is a cannibal"

New Theme: Video Game Friday

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What is your fav game?

Why is it your fav?

What is that moment were you forget to breathe... ?
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I will go first.

1. Don't have a favorite, so I will go with what I played last night
2. This is one of my favorite games. The reasons.

• You have Agility, Strength/Endurance, Explosives, Firearms and Driving.
• Maxing out anyone of these abilities give you powers beyond the level of sane.
  
• Driving a bouncy ball car as you deal out Justice, an SUV that acts more like a skateboard or a rubber ball. Your hand gun can 'snipe' enemies from football fields.
• There is no story line for the most part... just legions of enemies and you. Enjoy.
  

3. When I am taking down a general who supports his leader(the boss) of a gang with explosives and or vehicles. Taking the pimp down will lower the defenses of the gang as a whole. Including the boss himself. There are 21 in the game, many times I stop breathing for a little. It builds character.

ya know what it is time for?

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Or...

I am awake and I am dreaming.

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I have thought long and hard about a post. Good thing I came up with what I started with: Empty thought. Stay tuned, I might post a video... no it would not be me pole dancing, so lower the small caliber pistol from your temple.

Yeah dude

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Holy shit. I know that these films look bad, but something about the male being that is me, just needs to see this film(s).

Nothing to kill or die for, no religion too...

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Dude Cookie Monster is nothing but an fucking Junkie.



If that was not good enough to upset the mental stability that is you, then here is some beck.
He thinks he is in love....



Hey! Hey! You still with me? You will tell me the location of the headquarters! *German accent* More Beck! His Cellphone is dead!



Yeah that is what I thought... too much video clogs "that" brain...

I am at the laundry facility... "Special Son" Post.

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I have my son reading everything I type.

He is my best bud. He is 6 now. I met him when he was three. I and he have become really good friends, we have been father and son for three years and it has been the best three years of my life. I am proud to have him as my son. He has stated every sentence that I have written. This is kinda fun.

I might include him in a video. It will be safe, he will have a code name - best bud.

He has given me more balance in my life then any one element, him and his mother.


I hope you all enjoyed this post as much as I have written it. I have to go, he wants to watch Steve Earl - Copperhead road.

I am adding another peep.

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My influence grows...

Adding the might and power of Canopenner to my links on the right. Click him... now! or not. Whatever you decide, when you want to decide.

Another dose of me... next time it will be morphine.

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Click To Play

because I suck like that.

Another Test... This one paints me rather badly.

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Take test here.

You Are 28% Abnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?

I found the test on Stop Looking At Me! choochoo is going to be added to the links... go to her site and say hi *you will say hi, as demon uses the brain control device he installed while you were sleeping*

In other news: Carrie is going to be added, she is sweet, beautiful and most of all does not seem to know it. *looking over shoulder wondering my other half will see this and think I am starting some hanky panky w/some gal online*

Final Note: Yeah 'other half' asked once "has anyone ever made a pass at you online" My reply "37,000 women, 45 men, 3 dogs, 2 aliens from mars and the postal person that delivers our mail" Her reply to mine "Your not funny" and of course me who has a mouth could not let that go "Your face is"

sometimes I think I am 15.

I have been trying to quit smoking!

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Yes the Demon is trying to quit...
Within the first 24 hours, this is what occurred.

- Hatred of all living things
- Sacking Rome
- Plotting the take over of Hollywood
- Getting angry at the slightest thing
- A deep hunger for sweets
- A manic desire to crawl the walls
- Extremely happy one minute... completely bummed the next
- Ready to mug a guy and steal his smokes and tell the judge at my trial "I was saving the guys life, isn't that sort like Jesus" I get 2 years in jail.
- A deep desire to write this stupid thing.

Adding Mike and Tisha to the links. Mike is funny, very funny. Tisha is very intelligent and sorta funny... well she is funnier then me, wait that is not saying much... never mind.

Nomas is the next...

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Nomas is intelligent, her blog kicks ass, she outright is a nice lady. She called me a cutie. Without further adieu here is her most recent post. Keep up the good work Nomas... I dig the blog.

That poor bastard.

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Winamp? Ever heard of it? Of course you have. It is a free! It is better then Windows Media Player.

If you Right Click on the border of Winamp window, you can see media Library. Click the Media Library, there will be a side bar on the left click Shoutcast TV... you suddenly have Family Guy, South Park, and of course porn. However I am not suggesting the latter, will you use it anyways... dirty freak'in bloggers.

Can you imagine the google searches I am going to get?

Tired... very, very tired.

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back pocket rocket said...

So who told you that you weren't gay? Your girl friend, what's his name? George? is that it? What ever floats your boat or dingy as it may be.

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That was my Dad, yep... made the mistake of showing him my blog, he liked one post so much he decided to comment on it. What he wrote is written above. Love my dad even if he is a tool.

He was rather amused with himself thinking up "back pocket rocket"

Clever guy... really, very clever. Yep. No drum roll needed.

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Click To Play

This is my video. I mention Youtube, but this place was suggested to me by LOUD TOUR
Link the guy! This guy is like the travel channel, but is interesting. Give him respect or I know a guy...

I love cats... they are like ninjas

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Moncton RCMP Bulletin

Even though some of you may not be from the Moncton area, I thought you
might be interested in this. You can never tell when this will hit your back door’!
Moncton RCMP have issued a warning to all dog owners:

Watch your dog

A sniper has been picking off dogs one at a time and almost a dozen have been killed or wounded so far. These horrible attacks have occurred predominantly in the Moncton area. Police say they have a suspect and an arrest warrant has been issued, but so far, they haven’t been able to nab him. Police have distributed a photo (attached) of the alleged suspect, so please keep your dogs safe and distribute this to anyone who has dogs in the Moncton area.

Dead Batteries! Gay People should sue me.

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Well I was ready to film my hello to all of you. Make an ass out of myself, stutter and or sound stupid. I mean why else make a video? I have standards and here they are

1. The video must lack content
2. It can not be used as anything meaningful
3. To make it clear that I am a geek.
4. To eat paste
5. To eat more paste (if you do not see me eat paste, it is because I am that good at it)
6. I have to look at least 40% stupid for the length of the video. I think I can muster that quality for all of you.Dead batteries stopped me from doing my youtube entry.

I love how gay I sound... gayness is not bad, it is just not me. My girlfriend tells me that I do not sound gay, I disagree. I sound gay and or creepy. I hate my voice. I am surprised I have not been sued for false advertising from a homosexual...
"Hey I heard you talking, you look kinda cute"
"Yeah" my reply
"You want to go out sometime"
"Naw man I don't swing that way"
"I am sorry, I thought you were..."
"Yeah, its all good man, I am just a straight man w/a gay voice"
"Fine I am suing you for talking like a gay man... you can't package yourself like that" he would pause "And I lied you don't look cute, you look fugly and I am just desperate"

So yeah... I am going to try post a shitty video that I can not edit, so what you see is what you get. Does anyone know of free movie editor that they have used and stand by?

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Have you ever felt wiped out. I think I am feeling that right now. Kinda sucks to be honest. Shit.

This is so what I look like. Including the robot arms.

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check me out... I rock. M&M is da mighty shit... never diss on the M!

I have began surfing on blogmad again. I need to build my value again, I am a whore for attention... aren't we all, I mean we own blogs... and we have our comments turned on? That means we like seeing what people say about our ShittyBlogs. Not your shitty blogs, I am really just speaking about my blog. I do not think anyone else's blog that I have linked to sucks in any sense of the word.

I just found out that Shitty Blogger is under attack by creative stealing whores! Stand up for our right to be shitty and give our founder his due fucking credit! This is war!... and fun.

Polysics - I Me My Mine

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This is what Pokemon (sp? I don't give a shit) saw when he did 3 tabs of acid... Japanese people are insane. Yet I like this video, what the hell does that say about me?

Waking up is hard to...

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It is Saturday in the land of Demon. I have a cup of coffee and it is 9:41, I am stalling with the whole "shovel out the car, make a path way to the car, kill the plow guy for not knowing how to plow a drive way" Is it wrong to write the word bitch on the money that I give him? I think it is illegal, like defacing national property?

I don't care... I need a smoke... usually I am an asshole until I get one, addiction is as good as a Junkie hooker trying to shiv you, so she can take your wallet. Winston is my poison, what is yours? If you do not have one and think smoking is disgusting, well good for you. You will live longer then me. Oh yeah and good morning and all that jazz.

I linked people....

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This image is lying, I have no success and if I did I would charge people to borrow it

Yeah I am clever and filled with social power.... wait that is not true. Moving on. I put links up of a few of you. I like every blog I have put on, I need to add RaceyGirl. Now the reason I am mentioning this is because I mentioned none of you by name, besides Pam and Kitten. See what I labeled you as, I hope you all enjoy your titles.
In more important news... I need more coffee, more smokes. Do I chain smoke? of course not. I am as healthy as a dying ox.