Something to always keep in mind.

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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
>Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

Well I ate some chinese food yesterday.

z

I have been playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. It is a game of vast proportions. I understand that my readers may find no interest in mentioning of games. However this is not a game that most people have ever played and or even close to what they know about games.

Let me explain.

Then please comment. Tell me what you think. Try it out if you have a really nice PC, XBOX 360, or a PS 3. It is worth its weight in gold. This is the entire map - magnify the map to see how much there is. I kid you not, this is a very very very big game.

Now on to character ( you make your own) yes everything down to how their jaw looks to what kinda of hair color, if their face is thin or thick, eye color, etc. Please click on this link. click on all of them. I mean you really will be impressed. Including skill sets, abilities, etc.

You can do anything... or very close to it. It is offline, you do not play anyone that is an actual human player, but instead there is over several thousand npc characters that rule cities and or bad guys, etc.

That means if you do not want to do anything besides pick seeds from plants you can. I am not kidding. what you want to be a thief... well you have to find people to buy stolen goods, most merchants don't trade in hot goods. Powerful magic users? You need to get recommendations for city guilds in order to get into the capital mages guild. What you want to be mercenary for hire? No problem. What you want to be a merchant here is a list of people who can help you. What you want to be evil. You want to be a vampire? so on and on and on.
This is just one city - Anvil, it is on the coast. click on it to see the entire size.

Finally I will mention weather, time, morning and night are all in this game.
Please click on the images.

Now that we have proven that I am super geek, with super geek powers... It is off to work for me. Later this evening I will stop on by everyones blog for a quick hello. I understand if no gives a shit about this post... but it is a very fun game and I do enjoy it. Yep... super geek, me.

I have played well over a hundred hours... now mind you. That is almost a year of owning this game. I have never even beaten the games main quest line... there is just THAT much to do. Imagine a movie being that intense. I got my money's worth.

I am going to do something...

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I have not found anything of interest to blog about. My comments have gone down as has my readers.

Hmmm I was going to post some quick sketches I have done, but it was taking too long, so I scrapped the idea. I do have work to do... even though my work is like stapling my nuts to the floor then having a body builder punch me in the face repeatedly... did I mention I love my job.

I am soo not in a good mood. If you needed that pointed out, there it is... I am going to have a smoke and some more coffee.

Listening to: MSI - Stupid MF
Thinking about: How I want to be God.
Angry at: People who believe themselves to be superior then I (we all know I am more superior then them)

I am craving another smoke and a cup of hot Jo.

z

So what has been happening in the blog world? I have been very busy and or out of the touch with the world. I went to a wedding, the bride and groom being our friends.

Got my little dude (son) to dance on the floor... ladies I can not dance, but that will not stop me from dancing. I am that guy. So was my little bud...

I have had one great weekend, played video games, went to the park, the thing above (wedding) and had a few drinks and listen to good music.

Yes, Yes, Yes! Got some shit done around the house/apartment (we rent, but it big! Size does matter) Now I have some text book reading to do tonight and some scanning and filing (the most two tedious of my job requirements, hence putting it off... for almost ever) I have plenty to keep me busy.

Hope everyone had as much fun as I did... and if you didn't then you need to be neutured immediately.

<----- Oldie but goodie... still get a kick out of this pic.

Yep.... She will be born later this year.

z

I Took this test...

z

got this test off of mayren

Take the quiz at dicepool.com

You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop", or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, effective, efficient, influencing, shrewd, tactical, and direct. Both points of view are in fact correct. You always know the best way to get things done, a fact that never wins sympathy with others. Whenever you manage to gain control of a situation, your solutions are swift and brutal. Unfortunately everyone else is convinced that granting you such power is, "a bad thing" and often conspire to keep it out of your hands. Such short-sighted fools!

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News of The Weird

Former pastor and Southern Baptist leader Lonnie Latham, who had for years prominently preached against homosexuality, was arrested outside a hotel in Oklahoma City in 2006 and charged with soliciting a lewd encounter with a man. But rather than tearfully apologize and enter rehab, Latham demanded a trial to proclaim his constitutional right to engage in consensual sex with an adult male, and in March 2007, he was acquitted.

The Department of Homeland Security's inspector general revealed in March that, although 52 teams are at work tracking down foreigners who remain in the country even after being ordered out, the agency still has a backlog of 620,000 of these fugitive aliens. (However, the inspector general also admitted that there are not enough cells to detain that many fugitives, anyway.) [Houston Chronicle, 3-26-07]

In February, after a three-month court battle, Indian national Mohammed Yousuf Mullawala, 28, was ordered deported for submitting false documents to authorities after his visa expired. He originally attracted attention at a truck-driving school in Smithfield, R.I., where he was allegedly curious about buying dangerous chemicals. Also, while seemingly intent on learning to drive a big rig, he was reportedly uninterested in learning how to back one up. [Providence Journal, 2-14-07]

Chuck is a good guy and all the above stuff he indexed and hosted.

The things you do not normally read about. That could be a good thing, no?

Gabbly Chat and other stuff...

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I put a rather retarded chat feature on my blog. Just a bell and whistle I probably could have done without. I thought, hey I could have a cup of coffee and probably chat it up with some of the mighty bloggers that frequent my blog before they lose their mind to stale blogger boredom (due to my blog) and lose it instead to my constant rambling.

Kitten, Laura, Can Man, Chuckie and his fear over the oatmeal box, choo choo, and so many more... could stay in contact a little easier anytime my site was frequented.

Instead I got bots and crab people.
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In other unimportant news, I have started working harder and harder at work, besides yesterday. I have found myself happier then I have been, me and my lady are talking to the bank about buying a house in my home state around the place of business that I am employed.

We are expecting a baby this fall... we find out the gender tomorrow. I am more then excited.
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More shameless plugging of one of my fav games... Gears of War. I demand you to watch these videos

There is no reason for not posting, other then I did not want to.

z

Here is a very unflattering test that I got off of Carrie's blog. Are these tests just for chicks or something? Why am I miss piggy, WTF?

You May Be a Bit Histrionic...

Dramatic and over the top, you crave attention. And you'll do anything it takes to get noticed. You love to be seductive, even when it's inappropriate. If you're ignored, you're easily hurt ... and act out even more!

What Personality Disorder Are You?

White Kids love hip hop! This title has nothing to do with anything

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I added more music! Listen to my music! please...

I need to alter a few pieces of my blog around, add some more stuff. I have been very, and I do mean very busy.

Busy doing the following:

Getting myself in the dog house via comments

• Girl Friend saying "what the hell are you doing getting on the comp this early..." My reply is great "Well if I need to see as much anal pumping action porn in a 24 hour period I need to start early" her reply to mine "Fuck you" and then I smile "we played that game hon, hence why you are pregnant"
  
• Other note worthy phrases that have got her to stop yelling at me and talking to me "why did you keep staring at that chick?" this is bad people "She had a nice rack and I just wanted to take a mental picture" "WTF -Demon-?" "You interrupting my mental photo shoot" and in the end "go fuck yo self" "I love you honey"
  

I usually get bitched at and in return, I say what I want. If people can not respect me then why should I be the bigger person? Don't really answer that.

Busy at work
I have gotten soo much work done and even have more to do! I was told my position is in jeopardy of losing hours. Angered me greatly but what can you do? *dead fish on radiator*

Don't worthy the power figures give more jobs to people from their church and better pay. They actively ignore the rest of us or have us write to them about pay increase and or anything, so they can do nothing about it.

I want to be rich... is that too much to ask? Later tonight I will stop by everybody's blog and comment and all that jazz.

Well. I am in a position that would be sexy, but I am me.

z

I am only stopping in to say hi and all that. I just commented on some people's blogs. I played some Gears over the weekend.
Take a look at some of this.

Today is that day that I take a stupid test

z

You Are An ENTJ

The Executive You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others. Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise. Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow. You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence. You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant.

What's Your Personality Type?

I have not been around, have I? Nope.

z

oops, o'shit moment, been a few days since I updated, hasn't it? hmmm.

I saw 300, Saturday night. It was very good. I am not going to go into why I liked it, but it certainly did rock. My girlfriend especially liked all the erect nipples, the several scenes that included a variety of sexual positions and something about the needs of men. wait, I am doing it again, lying. I must inform you that she did not care for the scenes I mentioned above. I was just dreaming that she did.

I stayed home today, I was not feeling up to going to work. I know... call it what you will. My eyes burn after looking at the computer screen all day. I want to eat my own fist by the end of each day, my headaches although rare, rip my brain from the inside out. Not used to them, never have been. Nature has deemed it necessary for my body to start learning how to get used to headaches with a nice routine of giving me one each day for the last few days becoming much more common. I hope everyone is doing alright. I will probably stop by everybody's blog today or tomorrow.