Well I was ready to film my hello to all of you. Make an ass out of myself, stutter and or sound stupid. I mean why else make a video? I have standards and here they are
1. The video must lack content
2. It can not be used as anything meaningful
3. To make it clear that I am a geek.
4. To eat paste
5. To eat more paste (if you do not see me eat paste, it is because I am that good at it)
6. I have to look at least 40% stupid for the length of the video. I think I can muster that quality for all of you.
Dead batteries stopped me from doing my youtube entry.
I love how gay I sound... gayness is not bad, it is just not me. My girlfriend tells me that I do not sound gay, I disagree. I sound gay and or creepy. I hate my voice. I am surprised I have not been sued for false advertising from a homosexual...
"Hey I heard you talking, you look kinda cute"
"Yeah" my reply
"You want to go out sometime"
"Naw man I don't swing that way"
"I am sorry, I thought you were..."
"Yeah, its all good man, I am just a straight man w/a gay voice"
"Fine I am suing you for talking like a gay man... you can't package yourself like that" he would pause "And I lied you don't look cute, you look fugly and I am just desperate"
So yeah... I am going to try post a shitty video that I can not edit, so what you see is what you get. Does anyone know of free movie editor that they have used and stand by?
Friday, March 9, 2007
Dead Batteries! Gay People should sue me.
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6 comments:
You're gonna eat paste??
What grade are you in again?
;-D
1st Grade forever. I am 24 but going on 10, and getting exponentially worse from there. Why do you ask? :D
Yo dude, check out my latest post. You need to be posting your vids over on blip.tv! The guys I went to meet last night are pro video guys and they gave me the inside scoop! You can post you video on your blog instantly and also you get the original resolution, not the youtube blow up or shrink down version!
Thanks Shawn... I am using as we I write this. Glad you made the firefox switch... it is the sweetest shit.
The GAYEST OF GAY...Demon. LOL Not really but I thought you would appreciate the sentiment.
Ok, so I am reading this late and I have already seen your vid. Yes, you are that good. You ate paste and not only did I not see it, but you didn't even barf. Koodos! Make another, come on, I dare you! ;)
So who told you that you weren't gay? Your girl friend, what's his name? George? is that it? What ever floats your boat or dingy as it may be.
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