Things that you make go "ewwww"

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Victor and Henry, two leaders of the multi-powered and limitless illegal drug industry were having drinks after a very successful meeting with other international criminal syndicates. Victor who has been at the top of his gain and not being assassinated and or incarcerated if it was not for several witnesses disappearing. He was tired, he had more sex, power and pleasure one could ever imagine and beyond. No limit to his ethical and or sane boundaries was possible to measure. Anything he wanted, he could have. His colleague was much the same.

"We need to play a game" Said Victor slapping his leg with extreme delight.

"What should be play victor?" The gruff Henry questioned

"Russian Roulette, sir" Victor stated with ease.

Victor loaded one shell in the revolver and spun the chamber and clicked it at his face. He laughed as did Henry, glee-full that they could still feel some thrill.

After a few rounds, neither being dead Henry looked at his friend and said "You must come back to one of my villas deep in Columbia, I have a game that is just as good" He said happily.

After several months Victor took his good friend up on the offer.

Henry was waiting for his friend to arrive at his personal air port. Sure enough Victor arrived on time.

Victor was confused his friend's appearance, but not worried "Henry why are you naked?"

"I am going to be given head good friend, remember the game I spoke about" Henry looked very excited.

"well yes I do, but how does a blow job be the same thing" Victor doubting his friends zeal towards insane pursuits

"You see the six naked women in front of me?" Said Henry happily

"Yes of course, they are your concubines?"

"nope, they are just from the village, I do not know which one is which" Henry said his excitement could be contained within his face. "This is out it works, you go up to one and she gives you head-"

"How is anything like my game?" Victor said very disappointed

"One of them is a cannibal"