The Dreams of Evil Elvis Impersonators

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I sprayed febreeze on my hand thinking it was shaving cream this morning.

• The bottles look completely different
• I just had the shaving cream can in my hand
• My hand now smells like febreeze

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Audio posts

• I have not done an audio post in sometime
• I may do one again, maybe tonight after work. My mp3 player is at home, so it is not an option on my lunch.
  

This is a question to all of you.
What do you want me to ramble about?

Note: The host I use to store my audio files removes them after so many days, so all my old files are gone forever. I did not know this at the time and only found out recently.
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LA Artwork
Three kick ass artists are on this site

• Leon Jimenez
• Yuri
• Jack Carr
  

I would like you all to stop on over and check out their collection. It is worth it. Trust me.
They are going to be added to my collection of side links, until they tell me my site is tasteless and stupid and that they do not want to be associated with me.

Can't blame them, Jesus said the same thing to me just last week.
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My ambitious project

You my readers, most of you have links and all of you should have links before the end of this week.

I am going to be adding images to your links...
I will be doing the artwork myself and if you have an image that you strongly identify with, I will use it. Unless it makes my blog look shit (not so much the image, but the margins and such) then which I will screw with said image until it works.

Have a good one. Remember email me images, I will edit and or do what I need to make them work. No matter the size, or a rendition.

If you do not have one, as above, I will make you one. If you are offended, then well... I will take it down *sniff, sniff*
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Demon "no I am not gay" 23
Have a good one folks.

mEGg-a pOsT! I know that is incorrect spelling...

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So she said yes, she has a big ol'rock on her hand. I have happy times ahead of me. I am paving the way for completion to a better life. I am going to be starting my own thing up on the side. It will be a source of extra income at first and if it takes off, then I will be doing it full time. I will tell you more about it in the coming weeks. :: No Pic because I suck::

My baby girl falls asleep in my arms at night, I walk her around our house. I made her. I made life. I made progeny. A continuation of ourselves, albeit a better version... then our previous and so on and forth. *Does a little dance* I have brought this up many times. Yet I never tire of it. You all may have, but that is okay.
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Here are somethings I think you would all find interesting. Some of you may already know about these places and things. Did you know about all the features? No this is not a paid post, I will gladly whore my blog for advertising things I dig.

Heroes. Excellent show. Did you know you can watch the episodes online? only that season of the year. So you never need Tivo or to record. You will have the episodes that you need from last week. Click on the pic to be taken to the site.

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Kontraband is a collection of the unusual. I love it, check it out when you have time. It something worth looking at from time to time.
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I know Carrie knows about this, but do the rest of you? It is Pandora... it is the jazz that is... delicous, music sipping like it was coffee. An aroma all of your own flavor. More often then not you will dig the style of the tunes they play for you or atleast better then the radio. Click the pic.
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Everybody knows about winamp. Yet did you know about the TV? yeah you can watch tv shows, movies, and stream music.

All free including the software itself, but most people already know that.

Click on Shoutcast TV, under the media library tab.

Note: Update your winamp to the most latest version.

If you figure out that there is text here. Good for you. Margins and shit are not working. My page look is getting fucked up.
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<-- The block is my home town, nobody needs to know that. This Google Desktop. If you have a gmail account, then this is even more rocking, even stand alone it is has it's rocking features. You can add, change, alter... Mainstream software. It is so... *sheds a tear* pretty. Hey I have a lady, I do not need to pretend to not be a geek. Not that I ever pretended to not be one. I have a lions chest and a D10 sword for my battle face. The EULA agreement rocks and all that, very easy to read. Read it. So no myth about Google being the evil corporate machine. M$ still has that title and will continue for many years to do so. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>





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If you figure out that there is text here. Good for you. Margins and shit are not working. My page look is getting fucked up.
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This is Funny. If you do not agree, then you will lose one testicle. Women will have to oddle to a picture of three's a company.

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Here are some oldies, but goodies of past pics and other materials. I am going grey in text to emphasize the power of the past! I so need more coffee. COFFEE ::growl:: *thinks about knocking out fellow co-worker and stealing his, then remembers what happened with the guy and the cigarette*

I love cats... they are like ninjas

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Moncton RCMP Bulletin

Even though some of you may not be from the Moncton area, I thought you
might be interested in this. You can never tell when this will hit your back door’!
Moncton RCMP have issued a warning to all dog owners:

Watch your dog

A sniper has been picking off dogs one at a time and almost a dozen have been killed or wounded so far. These horrible attacks have occurred predominantly in the Moncton area. Police say they have a suspect and an arrest warrant has been issued, but so far, they haven’t been able to nab him. Police have distributed a photo (attached) of the alleged suspect, so please keep your dogs safe and distribute this to anyone who has dogs in the Moncton area.

Dead Batteries! Gay People should sue me.

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Well I was ready to film my hello to all of you. Make an ass out of myself, stutter and or sound stupid. I mean why else make a video? I have standards and here they are

1. The video must lack content
2. It can not be used as anything meaningful
3. To make it clear that I am a geek.
4. To eat paste
5. To eat more paste (if you do not see me eat paste, it is because I am that good at it)
6. I have to look at least 40% stupid for the length of the video. I think I can muster that quality for all of you.Dead batteries stopped me from doing my youtube entry.

I love how gay I sound... gayness is not bad, it is just not me. My girlfriend tells me that I do not sound gay, I disagree. I sound gay and or creepy. I hate my voice. I am surprised I have not been sued for false advertising from a homosexual...
"Hey I heard you talking, you look kinda cute"
"Yeah" my reply
"You want to go out sometime"
"Naw man I don't swing that way"
"I am sorry, I thought you were..."
"Yeah, its all good man, I am just a straight man w/a gay voice"
"Fine I am suing you for talking like a gay man... you can't package yourself like that" he would pause "And I lied you don't look cute, you look fugly and I am just desperate"

So yeah... I am going to try post a shitty video that I can not edit, so what you see is what you get. Does anyone know of free movie editor that they have used and stand by?

I linked people....

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This image is lying, I have no success and if I did I would charge people to borrow it

Yeah I am clever and filled with social power.... wait that is not true. Moving on. I put links up of a few of you. I like every blog I have put on, I need to add RaceyGirl. Now the reason I am mentioning this is because I mentioned none of you by name, besides Pam and Kitten. See what I labeled you as, I hope you all enjoy your titles.
In more important news... I need more coffee, more smokes. Do I chain smoke? of course not. I am as healthy as a dying ox.

Eat some popcorn.

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Have you ever felt like this?

Then your eyes start doing funky shit? It would be cool if they looked like this...

Well anyways I was losing my mind at work, instead of going outside for a smoke or listening to some Jazz or doing anything that would have been healthier for me, I decided to write a post after drinking several cups of coffee in under 2 hours and 45 minutes. I was drinking a 5 oz cups of coffee and was almost done completing several hours worth of data corrections for the providers... after a point you want to be radical, outrageous and scream at everyone and or be completely unbalanced in every way. So yeah my job is a bit of pressure and certainly fast paced action due to the pure volume of work. I am the only one that does what I do... makes me sound important... uhhh *cough* bullshit *cough*

So I deleted another one of my posts... When I am not on a buzz and all pissed and crazy... and, Well I do not need to go on, do I? You get the point, now I am off to smoke a cigga-butt.

"Lets build a snowman, lets make a new friend"

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Coffee and Cannibal The Musical is where all the joy is in the world.

If you do not understand then I believe you need to make yourself a cup of coffee and sit down in front of the DVD player and high def liquid screen television... or in front of the crappy tv that your parents gave you when they got their nice one.... I will let you guess what group I fall under.