Comments have went the way of the dinosaur. Real Date: 3/18/08

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Found this interesting Gaming website: XGen Studios
The link will be contained within their logo on the left or right panel. Not sure of it's exact placement. Try out their newly released Pillage The Village. Yes of course their games are free and require no downloading.

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Did I ever mention Coffee before?
I have not bothered looking at all my posts, but the answer yes... yes I have.

Each morning - this is the stuff that wakes me up, but it is not Folgers.

1. I hate corner store coffee.
2. I hate Styrofoam cups, they have a taste to them.
3. I love strong coffee, either double brewed or has extra strength to begin with.
4. (everyone hates them) I love Star Bucks. Hook me up with any gift cards or anything you have but not willing to purchase.






If you highlight this section; you where never suppose to see the text. I am using this text as a holder to make the text that you read more appeasing to the eyes. This way my format remains the way I wish.


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Do you drink coffee?
What is your fav kind of caffeinated drink and why is good to you?
Fav place to attain coffee? (I.E. Starbucks, Tim Hortons, Mcdonalds, etc)
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Updating my blog

I am updating my columns, I will be changing my description, and all kinds of shit. So if you are reading and or you are commenting... expect really weird things to happen if it is at the same time of me changing stuff around.

Dream a little dream, then scream into the sky...

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"I want to buy you apricot tea" The small animal with pearly eyes said to me.
"Well how would this work, you are a furry animal with pearly eyes" I said in reply.
"Well you are the one that took the acid"He giggled "Why do you think this text appears in crayon?"
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So have you seen the trailer for The Dark Knight?

The answer would have to be yes, if not... then the answer should be yes, after you click the link and watch for 2 minutes and 7 seconds.

Did I mention Heath Ledger is in it (knowing that most of my viewers are women)
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Well this we as quick stop in, I must go now. Have a good one people.

Do you like soup? I don't, if you like it, I hate you. Just a little.

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Update

Jess sent this to me via hallmark and I wanted to share it with all of you. It is funny. I found it on youtube and I demand that you watch it. It is only 1 minute and 13 seconds. Please devout the time, you will enjoy it.

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Dr. Phil "If you can't stand the heat" he pauses for affect "then get out of the kitchen"
and everyone applauds... can I have his job? doling out common sense as if it was pancakes seems rather hard, but I bet I am up to the task.
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I have been trying to quit smoking!

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Yes the Demon is trying to quit...
Within the first 24 hours, this is what occurred.

- Hatred of all living things
- Sacking Rome
- Plotting the take over of Hollywood
- Getting angry at the slightest thing
- A deep hunger for sweets
- A manic desire to crawl the walls
- Extremely happy one minute... completely bummed the next
- Ready to mug a guy and steal his smokes and tell the judge at my trial "I was saving the guys life, isn't that sort like Jesus" I get 2 years in jail.
- A deep desire to write this stupid thing.

Adding Mike and Tisha to the links. Mike is funny, very funny. Tisha is very intelligent and sorta funny... well she is funnier then me, wait that is not saying much... never mind.

Nomas is the next...

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Nomas is intelligent, her blog kicks ass, she outright is a nice lady. She called me a cutie. Without further adieu here is her most recent post. Keep up the good work Nomas... I dig the blog.

Tired... very, very tired.

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back pocket rocket said...

So who told you that you weren't gay? Your girl friend, what's his name? George? is that it? What ever floats your boat or dingy as it may be.

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That was my Dad, yep... made the mistake of showing him my blog, he liked one post so much he decided to comment on it. What he wrote is written above. Love my dad even if he is a tool.

He was rather amused with himself thinking up "back pocket rocket"

Clever guy... really, very clever. Yep. No drum roll needed.

I love cats... they are like ninjas

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Moncton RCMP Bulletin

Even though some of you may not be from the Moncton area, I thought you
might be interested in this. You can never tell when this will hit your back door’!
Moncton RCMP have issued a warning to all dog owners:

Watch your dog

A sniper has been picking off dogs one at a time and almost a dozen have been killed or wounded so far. These horrible attacks have occurred predominantly in the Moncton area. Police say they have a suspect and an arrest warrant has been issued, but so far, they haven’t been able to nab him. Police have distributed a photo (attached) of the alleged suspect, so please keep your dogs safe and distribute this to anyone who has dogs in the Moncton area.

Dead Batteries! Gay People should sue me.

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Well I was ready to film my hello to all of you. Make an ass out of myself, stutter and or sound stupid. I mean why else make a video? I have standards and here they are

1. The video must lack content
2. It can not be used as anything meaningful
3. To make it clear that I am a geek.
4. To eat paste
5. To eat more paste (if you do not see me eat paste, it is because I am that good at it)
6. I have to look at least 40% stupid for the length of the video. I think I can muster that quality for all of you.Dead batteries stopped me from doing my youtube entry.

I love how gay I sound... gayness is not bad, it is just not me. My girlfriend tells me that I do not sound gay, I disagree. I sound gay and or creepy. I hate my voice. I am surprised I have not been sued for false advertising from a homosexual...
"Hey I heard you talking, you look kinda cute"
"Yeah" my reply
"You want to go out sometime"
"Naw man I don't swing that way"
"I am sorry, I thought you were..."
"Yeah, its all good man, I am just a straight man w/a gay voice"
"Fine I am suing you for talking like a gay man... you can't package yourself like that" he would pause "And I lied you don't look cute, you look fugly and I am just desperate"

So yeah... I am going to try post a shitty video that I can not edit, so what you see is what you get. Does anyone know of free movie editor that they have used and stand by?

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Have you ever felt wiped out. I think I am feeling that right now. Kinda sucks to be honest. Shit.

Waking up is hard to...

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It is Saturday in the land of Demon. I have a cup of coffee and it is 9:41, I am stalling with the whole "shovel out the car, make a path way to the car, kill the plow guy for not knowing how to plow a drive way" Is it wrong to write the word bitch on the money that I give him? I think it is illegal, like defacing national property?

I don't care... I need a smoke... usually I am an asshole until I get one, addiction is as good as a Junkie hooker trying to shiv you, so she can take your wallet. Winston is my poison, what is yours? If you do not have one and think smoking is disgusting, well good for you. You will live longer then me. Oh yeah and good morning and all that jazz.

Eat some popcorn.

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Have you ever felt like this?

Then your eyes start doing funky shit? It would be cool if they looked like this...

Well anyways I was losing my mind at work, instead of going outside for a smoke or listening to some Jazz or doing anything that would have been healthier for me, I decided to write a post after drinking several cups of coffee in under 2 hours and 45 minutes. I was drinking a 5 oz cups of coffee and was almost done completing several hours worth of data corrections for the providers... after a point you want to be radical, outrageous and scream at everyone and or be completely unbalanced in every way. So yeah my job is a bit of pressure and certainly fast paced action due to the pure volume of work. I am the only one that does what I do... makes me sound important... uhhh *cough* bullshit *cough*

So I deleted another one of my posts... When I am not on a buzz and all pissed and crazy... and, Well I do not need to go on, do I? You get the point, now I am off to smoke a cigga-butt.

The Power of Google... My blog is not intelligent nor informative.

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After careful thought I deleted two posts. I realized that by writing these posts I was denying what my blog is about. What is my blog about? You decide. I should say it was not what I intended for my blog. No offense to the blogger that I posted about, his site is informative and intelligent. My blog has nothing to do with being either. I do not wish to mention the information again though, as I consider the whole situation a mistake in the first place.

Moving on to non-important issues:

Have you ever googled Starbucks? It is just something useless to search for. I have done: Yeah and bored. I have googled more lame shit then one person could imagine.

What do you google? I mean be creative, do not list porn, or hardware for your computer... Just stuff that you probably could have gone without googling and your time would have been better spent jogging or cleaning the house? My answer would put me to shame.

We all need to realize....

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Gay is never going away. For you that find it evil... to bad, it is never going away. People are queer and they are here, but besides the catchy slogan what is the deal with breeders fearing homosexuals? Please do not suggest that they are pedophiles or that they want to make you gay. They might wish you were, but that in it of itself will not make you gay.

Gay love is scary IMO - anal sex from a hairy or unhairy waxed man does not seem like a good time to me. Should that stop them from being able to marry? nope. Wait... Christians, Islam, and Orthodox Jews do not dig the deal... great they can denounce it. Does the government have to recognize that to anal loving men should have all the rights of an S&M married couple, the answer you guessed it, yes they should.

Tell me what is decent to you? Okay now I am going to ask 300 hundred other people what is decent to them. I am sure very few answers will match with anyone else... unless they are all from the same small hick town or from this website below. Please denounce these assholes were they stand.

Here is some of the haters speeches that really seem to make no sense to me.

Don't worry they are not going to use the very tactics they complain about. Do not worry they will not forget about the 10 commandments. They will respect you as a person and respect your right to be happy. Wait I am lying.

I read a blog were a gay couple could not hold hands... they were afraid because of their friends were recently accosted near a gay bar for trying to pick some one up. Hey first ... it does not matter were a gay man tried to picked some one up... if a gay guy was looking at me like a piece of meat... I would kindly say no "I am strictly a vagina lover" and just chill... his behavior does not make me gay or afraid. Now that breeder that beat up the gay guy for hitting on him, he probably got a little bit of an erection and that scared him... and it was the gay mans fault for that. *cough bullshit*

I will admit I hate the queers for one reason and one reason only (I would not harm any of them for this): They are better dressers then me and they look much better... just imagine if they were straight, there would be no women left for us breeders... so thank them for being good looking and not liking vagina.

You know your crazy when...

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Snow... yep. Snow... I like snow. I like shoveling it until my back hurts and even then all I want to do is shovel more. <---- yeah I am full of shit. Fuck this morning. Yes I am being vulgar, answering the voices in my head about good taste... which they(the voices) should know by now, good taste does not exist on this site. I have to shovel... I mean shovel a lot... damn snow.

"Lets build a snowman, lets make a new friend"

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Coffee and Cannibal The Musical is where all the joy is in the world.

If you do not understand then I believe you need to make yourself a cup of coffee and sit down in front of the DVD player and high def liquid screen television... or in front of the crappy tv that your parents gave you when they got their nice one.... I will let you guess what group I fall under.