The Typical Day Is Rarely Typical.

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::Updated:: The Picture is now linked to the website::Updated::


Kontraband is one of the best websites. I have been looking for a banner on their website and have yet to find one. Now if you want to check out Kontraband, be my guest but click on the picture that is where the link be. I am rather happy today is Friday. I am enjoying a cup of hot coffee.... mmm coffee.
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My plan of action for my blog. Tell me what you think?

1. I will be signing up to CafePress.com again. This time I hope to stick to my plan. I am not good at doing that and or things get in the way, mostly the first rather then latter reason is why. I am going to be signing up to make shirts, coffee cups, etc.
2. It is as lame as it sounds. I will come up with clever phrases, and more unusual and vulgar stuff that seems out of place.
- "Official Vagina Measurer"
- "Cum, it is good, but not on toast"
- "Jesus Does Not Love you"
- "Porn is as good as it gets in my mom's basement"
- "I play video games because I can't get laid"
- "I like to contemplate suicide... alone" depicts a stick figure closing the door on another stick figure.
- "Are you really reading this or using it as an excuse to stare at my tits?" on the back it says "Do not use my shirt in a pick up line"
- "It's not that liberals are better, it is not that Conservatives are better... just both are pretty fucking stupid to me"
- Stick Figure who is behind a podium saying "We do not accept money to pigeon hole bills". The back of the shirt says "Politicians... The New Mafia"
- "We have cleaned up the streets, we have taken down the the racketeering, we have made a difference" Some politician stick figure at a podium, on the back of the shirt it says "Support you state government lotteries but not gambling"
3. Creating a logo for my blog.
4. I am going to changing out some of my content, reviewing what I have and updating my labels on every post. 170(something) posts to go through.
5. I am going to be resurrecting my WTF series, even though it never got off the ground.
6. I am going to be doing video blogs as often as I can, regardless of the quality...
7. Starting from Scratch on making images for each blog. I truly mean this.
8. Most of these milestones will be reached before Monday, The 10th of March.
9. I am excited to get all of this done, I hope I do not lose interest.
10. Well... I am going to get some work done. Hope everyone has a good Friday night, and you will all see a lot of me on the weekend.

z

Before this last Friday, I have been depressed and came out of it over the weekend. My job is in jeopardy, I had two mortgages due, bills of every nature and color, only $60 was for my internet and 20 channel cable(ghetto cable)... that was the only frivolous spending in bills. Yet that was at 200 something... that is how far behind I was... I was some fucked.

I have neglected my blog and my online friends and for that I am sorry. I have just been falling apart for a few months and it was building and it was not intentional to not attend my blog/online friends.

I got my income tax money and all of it went to bills, besides $300 (Our family has not been treated in sometime). I spent almost $2,100 on lose your house/ lose your car/bills etc. It was a good feeling, but I did not know what to do with myself... I was rather shut down... I mean for so much stress to be gone so quickly... I did not have the knot in my stomach, I did not have the hazy frustration at no one single thing or person. It was all gone and I have not felt that for so long... I had to grow into the position of not worrying, for months I have been sick to my stomach and now all of sudden I am not. It was very unusual.
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I have been working on your link pics. I only have 3 ready and I want to release them as a set (all of my readers together)

I can not find my Camera... I am getting frustrated.

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Well I am sorry, I promised and did not deliver. I am good at that. It appears that fate does not want me to film or record my voice online... maybe fate is a critic.

I am getting my Tax Return soon. That will be nice. I love money, who doesn't?

I really do not have much to post on. Hmmmm...

Dude, did he just say "I want to pee in your mouth"?

z

I have been having a hard time with ambition... <--- I do not have any. I do not cop-out, I just do not have it as I should compared to others. I am responsible for myself and no one is responsible for me. That being said... I need to get some shit done. Have a good one people. The next part of this post, some other time... will be. ::Why I have little or no ambition, a losers guide to displacing blame:: <--- the cool part is, it was not written by Bush.

Do you ever taste the plastic?

z

I am so horrid at posting, but this is becoming the rule and not so much the exception. So I should just start stating when I am not horrid at posting, because then that would be news.

--- When the sun sets in the evening?

Do you pass without getting wet?
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I have taken a long look at myself, I see fatal flaws in so many people. Yet if I forget to look at myself, then I become them.

If I fail at my direction then that is me and not anyone else's problem but my own. I do not believe society is to blame for my existence in the status quo.

Do you know anyone that does not submit to the universal law that I speak?

Miserable aren't they? Insane, not really, but certainly living a lie. Pathetic, just a little?

My biggest fear is being disabled by fear.

What is your biggest fear?
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I hope I have time to reply to your previous comments on an early post and come and visit your blogs during my lunch. Which runs between 11:00 - noon Eastern time.

mEGg-a pOsT! I know that is incorrect spelling...

z

So she said yes, she has a big ol'rock on her hand. I have happy times ahead of me. I am paving the way for completion to a better life. I am going to be starting my own thing up on the side. It will be a source of extra income at first and if it takes off, then I will be doing it full time. I will tell you more about it in the coming weeks. :: No Pic because I suck::

My baby girl falls asleep in my arms at night, I walk her around our house. I made her. I made life. I made progeny. A continuation of ourselves, albeit a better version... then our previous and so on and forth. *Does a little dance* I have brought this up many times. Yet I never tire of it. You all may have, but that is okay.
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Here are somethings I think you would all find interesting. Some of you may already know about these places and things. Did you know about all the features? No this is not a paid post, I will gladly whore my blog for advertising things I dig.

Heroes. Excellent show. Did you know you can watch the episodes online? only that season of the year. So you never need Tivo or to record. You will have the episodes that you need from last week. Click on the pic to be taken to the site.

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Kontraband is a collection of the unusual. I love it, check it out when you have time. It something worth looking at from time to time.
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I know Carrie knows about this, but do the rest of you? It is Pandora... it is the jazz that is... delicous, music sipping like it was coffee. An aroma all of your own flavor. More often then not you will dig the style of the tunes they play for you or atleast better then the radio. Click the pic.
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Everybody knows about winamp. Yet did you know about the TV? yeah you can watch tv shows, movies, and stream music.

All free including the software itself, but most people already know that.

Click on Shoutcast TV, under the media library tab.

Note: Update your winamp to the most latest version.

If you figure out that there is text here. Good for you. Margins and shit are not working. My page look is getting fucked up.
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<-- The block is my home town, nobody needs to know that. This Google Desktop. If you have a gmail account, then this is even more rocking, even stand alone it is has it's rocking features. You can add, change, alter... Mainstream software. It is so... *sheds a tear* pretty. Hey I have a lady, I do not need to pretend to not be a geek. Not that I ever pretended to not be one. I have a lions chest and a D10 sword for my battle face. The EULA agreement rocks and all that, very easy to read. Read it. So no myth about Google being the evil corporate machine. M$ still has that title and will continue for many years to do so. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>





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If you figure out that there is text here. Good for you. Margins and shit are not working. My page look is getting fucked up.
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This is Funny. If you do not agree, then you will lose one testicle. Women will have to oddle to a picture of three's a company.

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Here are some oldies, but goodies of past pics and other materials. I am going grey in text to emphasize the power of the past! I so need more coffee. COFFEE ::growl:: *thinks about knocking out fellow co-worker and stealing his, then remembers what happened with the guy and the cigarette*

Dude - I hate being away for so long. Who are all of you?

z

What is going on?

I feel that I need to write a post, one has long been overdue.
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My Random Rants

I am drinking Tim Hortons coffee and he is pissed. Why name coffee after some one? It makes me feel like I am stealing some ones coffee. I have become addicted to the TV show Heroes... I have had no sex in over a month! I have had 5 to 6 hours a sleep a night, and the voices keep telling me that it is time to wash my hands again. Life could not be sweeter. My random delightful rants are missed? aw thanks guys.
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Family Fun Facts (nothing but F's)

Chloe is doing great the little sweet pea that she is, my best little bud is doing really well, he likes 1st grade. Yet there is big news on the family front... something that only a few people know about within the inner regime. I am proposing to my lady this weekend. I will post a pic of the ring on Monday. I know she will say yes. "When are you going to marry me" <------ big indicator huh? I have heard this for several months even before Chloe came into the picture.
No my lady does not know about it.
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I will reply to all of your comments and stop by everyones blog for a hello. Take care.

I am thinking... and it hurts.

z

I have not posted as much as I used to. I do not even check my email, xboxlive messages, and have had little (but some) time to play video games. Man I am getting old, I watched a VHS and get this, it was a recorded episode of Law & Order... I know that makes me old and to make it worse.

I fell asleep through it! wth?

Minus that, I want to get back into blogging and playing gears, bioshock, and oblivion... I want to chat with the mighty Kim (she is better at gears then me), hang out with any of my buds online, and shoot things. I miss commenting on all your blogs and appreciate that you do comment on mine.

I also have not had time to work on some of my dead projects. My writing project - I want to be a super hero, my WTF series (My perfection issues have gotten in the way of this), my audio's, or even a youtube salute...

Does it sound like I am complaining? I know it does, I want all the stuff that I used to do to come back to me now... up until I look at my little princess, my little Chloe. Then the sacrifices of spare time become clear and I can not ask for anything better then my beautiful little baby girl just looking at me.

Back to work I go. Take care.

I can not remember the last time I did a weekend post. Yet my lack of attention to this blog, requires one... besides Chloe is sleeping.

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Where have I been?

• Work was piled on me, I have been very busy, even before the birth of Chloe.
• A few of my friends, not just one or two but three have left for college. I will miss them. I do not know if I will see them again, so I hung out with them and saw them off.
• Had to keep up around the house, taking care of general maintenance and what not.
• In the end, I have been here but just beyond busy.
  

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So what you all been up to? I have not had time to look at your blogs. I will make my rounds as the day goes on...

well Chloe is up, I need to help. I hopefully will be back on today. Take care.

I am awake and I am dreaming.

z

I have thought long and hard about a post. Good thing I came up with what I started with: Empty thought. Stay tuned, I might post a video... no it would not be me pole dancing, so lower the small caliber pistol from your temple.

I am at the laundry facility... "Special Son" Post.

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I have my son reading everything I type.

He is my best bud. He is 6 now. I met him when he was three. I and he have become really good friends, we have been father and son for three years and it has been the best three years of my life. I am proud to have him as my son. He has stated every sentence that I have written. This is kinda fun.

I might include him in a video. It will be safe, he will have a code name - best bud.

He has given me more balance in my life then any one element, him and his mother.


I hope you all enjoyed this post as much as I have written it. I have to go, he wants to watch Steve Earl - Copperhead road.

Nomas is the next...

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Nomas is intelligent, her blog kicks ass, she outright is a nice lady. She called me a cutie. Without further adieu here is her most recent post. Keep up the good work Nomas... I dig the blog.

Tired... very, very tired.

z

back pocket rocket said...

So who told you that you weren't gay? Your girl friend, what's his name? George? is that it? What ever floats your boat or dingy as it may be.

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That was my Dad, yep... made the mistake of showing him my blog, he liked one post so much he decided to comment on it. What he wrote is written above. Love my dad even if he is a tool.

He was rather amused with himself thinking up "back pocket rocket"

Clever guy... really, very clever. Yep. No drum roll needed.

Dead Batteries! Gay People should sue me.

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Well I was ready to film my hello to all of you. Make an ass out of myself, stutter and or sound stupid. I mean why else make a video? I have standards and here they are

1. The video must lack content
2. It can not be used as anything meaningful
3. To make it clear that I am a geek.
4. To eat paste
5. To eat more paste (if you do not see me eat paste, it is because I am that good at it)
6. I have to look at least 40% stupid for the length of the video. I think I can muster that quality for all of you.Dead batteries stopped me from doing my youtube entry.

I love how gay I sound... gayness is not bad, it is just not me. My girlfriend tells me that I do not sound gay, I disagree. I sound gay and or creepy. I hate my voice. I am surprised I have not been sued for false advertising from a homosexual...
"Hey I heard you talking, you look kinda cute"
"Yeah" my reply
"You want to go out sometime"
"Naw man I don't swing that way"
"I am sorry, I thought you were..."
"Yeah, its all good man, I am just a straight man w/a gay voice"
"Fine I am suing you for talking like a gay man... you can't package yourself like that" he would pause "And I lied you don't look cute, you look fugly and I am just desperate"

So yeah... I am going to try post a shitty video that I can not edit, so what you see is what you get. Does anyone know of free movie editor that they have used and stand by?

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Have you ever felt wiped out. I think I am feeling that right now. Kinda sucks to be honest. Shit.

Waking up is hard to...

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It is Saturday in the land of Demon. I have a cup of coffee and it is 9:41, I am stalling with the whole "shovel out the car, make a path way to the car, kill the plow guy for not knowing how to plow a drive way" Is it wrong to write the word bitch on the money that I give him? I think it is illegal, like defacing national property?

I don't care... I need a smoke... usually I am an asshole until I get one, addiction is as good as a Junkie hooker trying to shiv you, so she can take your wallet. Winston is my poison, what is yours? If you do not have one and think smoking is disgusting, well good for you. You will live longer then me. Oh yeah and good morning and all that jazz.

Eat some popcorn.

z

Have you ever felt like this?

Then your eyes start doing funky shit? It would be cool if they looked like this...

Well anyways I was losing my mind at work, instead of going outside for a smoke or listening to some Jazz or doing anything that would have been healthier for me, I decided to write a post after drinking several cups of coffee in under 2 hours and 45 minutes. I was drinking a 5 oz cups of coffee and was almost done completing several hours worth of data corrections for the providers... after a point you want to be radical, outrageous and scream at everyone and or be completely unbalanced in every way. So yeah my job is a bit of pressure and certainly fast paced action due to the pure volume of work. I am the only one that does what I do... makes me sound important... uhhh *cough* bullshit *cough*

So I deleted another one of my posts... When I am not on a buzz and all pissed and crazy... and, Well I do not need to go on, do I? You get the point, now I am off to smoke a cigga-butt.

You know your crazy when...

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Snow... yep. Snow... I like snow. I like shoveling it until my back hurts and even then all I want to do is shovel more. <---- yeah I am full of shit. Fuck this morning. Yes I am being vulgar, answering the voices in my head about good taste... which they(the voices) should know by now, good taste does not exist on this site. I have to shovel... I mean shovel a lot... damn snow.

This is amazing stuff.

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I went to several sites that would increase blogger traffic, each one was rather clear about not accepting "adult" themed and or vulgarity and profane blogs... so I could not submit my blog to them.

I then found this blogmad site. I went in and found a chat box titled "shout box" The forum moderators are very kind and will assist with almost any questions one might have, as long as you are respectful... so if you suck don't apply. They are a bunch of fun people within...

I believe that places like blogmad spread an air of civility while letting us keep our format of vulgarity and or adult behavior at the same time increasing traffic on your site. We need places like this to grow... violations of the 1st amendment continue to happen everyday and yet this software just says... "hey your stuff adult?" click yes or no... then you can provide filters to make sure you never see any adult material.

Tip my hat to the people of blogmad and its moderators. Thank you for having me feel right at home the first minute I was through the digital door.