The Dreams of Evil Elvis Impersonators

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I sprayed febreeze on my hand thinking it was shaving cream this morning.

• The bottles look completely different
• I just had the shaving cream can in my hand
• My hand now smells like febreeze

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Audio posts

• I have not done an audio post in sometime
• I may do one again, maybe tonight after work. My mp3 player is at home, so it is not an option on my lunch.
  

This is a question to all of you.
What do you want me to ramble about?

Note: The host I use to store my audio files removes them after so many days, so all my old files are gone forever. I did not know this at the time and only found out recently.
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LA Artwork
Three kick ass artists are on this site

• Leon Jimenez
• Yuri
• Jack Carr
  

I would like you all to stop on over and check out their collection. It is worth it. Trust me.
They are going to be added to my collection of side links, until they tell me my site is tasteless and stupid and that they do not want to be associated with me.

Can't blame them, Jesus said the same thing to me just last week.
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My ambitious project

You my readers, most of you have links and all of you should have links before the end of this week.

I am going to be adding images to your links...
I will be doing the artwork myself and if you have an image that you strongly identify with, I will use it. Unless it makes my blog look shit (not so much the image, but the margins and such) then which I will screw with said image until it works.

Have a good one. Remember email me images, I will edit and or do what I need to make them work. No matter the size, or a rendition.

If you do not have one, as above, I will make you one. If you are offended, then well... I will take it down *sniff, sniff*
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Demon "no I am not gay" 23
Have a good one folks.

Do you feel safe? I do, but then again this does not surprise me.

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Below are all live security cameras that watch the masses, no they are not porn oriented, even though I do not control the content that you are viewing. These cameras and more are available to any who can find them and even control them, taking snapshots, rotation, etc. Pretty cool huh? Yeah I did not think so, but what a day and age we are in huh?

http://128.175.99.120/view/view.shtml
http://webbkamera.engelholm.se:8080/view/index.shtml
http://131.204.163.245/view/view.shtml
http://213.73.72.96/control/userimage.html <---- good view. Very pretty, not in America.

http://64.21.226.243/view/index.shtml <--security camera to a store? yep. That is what it is.

This one is the funniest. I was messing with the pan and zoom, also making it move funny... and people pointed at it! hahaha.
http://62.218.22.115/indexFrame.shtml?newstyle=One&cam=1


copy and paste the above addresses into your browser. Pretty crazy if you ask me.

I am adding another peep.

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My influence grows...

Adding the might and power of Canopenner to my links on the right. Click him... now! or not. Whatever you decide, when you want to decide.

I have been trying to quit smoking!

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Yes the Demon is trying to quit...
Within the first 24 hours, this is what occurred.

- Hatred of all living things
- Sacking Rome
- Plotting the take over of Hollywood
- Getting angry at the slightest thing
- A deep hunger for sweets
- A manic desire to crawl the walls
- Extremely happy one minute... completely bummed the next
- Ready to mug a guy and steal his smokes and tell the judge at my trial "I was saving the guys life, isn't that sort like Jesus" I get 2 years in jail.
- A deep desire to write this stupid thing.

Adding Mike and Tisha to the links. Mike is funny, very funny. Tisha is very intelligent and sorta funny... well she is funnier then me, wait that is not saying much... never mind.

Nomas is the next...

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Nomas is intelligent, her blog kicks ass, she outright is a nice lady. She called me a cutie. Without further adieu here is her most recent post. Keep up the good work Nomas... I dig the blog.

That poor bastard.

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Winamp? Ever heard of it? Of course you have. It is a free! It is better then Windows Media Player.

If you Right Click on the border of Winamp window, you can see media Library. Click the Media Library, there will be a side bar on the left click Shoutcast TV... you suddenly have Family Guy, South Park, and of course porn. However I am not suggesting the latter, will you use it anyways... dirty freak'in bloggers.

Can you imagine the google searches I am going to get?

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Click To Play

This is my video. I mention Youtube, but this place was suggested to me by LOUD TOUR
Link the guy! This guy is like the travel channel, but is interesting. Give him respect or I know a guy...

This is so what I look like. Including the robot arms.

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check me out... I rock. M&M is da mighty shit... never diss on the M!

I have began surfing on blogmad again. I need to build my value again, I am a whore for attention... aren't we all, I mean we own blogs... and we have our comments turned on? That means we like seeing what people say about our ShittyBlogs. Not your shitty blogs, I am really just speaking about my blog. I do not think anyone else's blog that I have linked to sucks in any sense of the word.

I just found out that Shitty Blogger is under attack by creative stealing whores! Stand up for our right to be shitty and give our founder his due fucking credit! This is war!... and fun.

I linked people....

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This image is lying, I have no success and if I did I would charge people to borrow it

Yeah I am clever and filled with social power.... wait that is not true. Moving on. I put links up of a few of you. I like every blog I have put on, I need to add RaceyGirl. Now the reason I am mentioning this is because I mentioned none of you by name, besides Pam and Kitten. See what I labeled you as, I hope you all enjoy your titles.
In more important news... I need more coffee, more smokes. Do I chain smoke? of course not. I am as healthy as a dying ox.

Tom Waits - Gods Away On Bussiness

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An entry of the man himself...

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Part 1



Part 2



Tom Waits is the man... I will add some of his videos later in the week.

What "interesting" music do you my lurkers and few readers like? What kinda of music that you normally listen to by yourself. If possible can you give me a link to free streamer, something to sample. Please do not post top 40, very little music if any that had meaning was on top 40. What I mean is... here is an example:

Greg said "Hey have you heard of the jo-jo beans?"
several people said "what?"

That kinda of interesting and after hearing that... they state "what the hell was that?"

I love it when people respond to my musical tastes as such, for some reason it still gives me a feeling of being different and even as an adult, I think I need that. Who doesn't?

Mindless Self Induglence - Shut Me Up (and much much more, soo much that you did not know that you needed that much)

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Doesn't that music video make you want to go play Nintendo and drink large doses of cool-aid? Well does it? You know it does... no matter how much you deny it.



I joined a club... no not that one. This one. Shitty Blogs Club. The guy added me with no questions. Click the link. Well after two cups of coffee, enjoyable amount of manic music and blogging... I am ready for a cancer stick. You want one? Good I did not not want to give you one. Night bloggers.

The Power of Google... My blog is not intelligent nor informative.

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After careful thought I deleted two posts. I realized that by writing these posts I was denying what my blog is about. What is my blog about? You decide. I should say it was not what I intended for my blog. No offense to the blogger that I posted about, his site is informative and intelligent. My blog has nothing to do with being either. I do not wish to mention the information again though, as I consider the whole situation a mistake in the first place.

Moving on to non-important issues:

Have you ever googled Starbucks? It is just something useless to search for. I have done: Yeah and bored. I have googled more lame shit then one person could imagine.

What do you google? I mean be creative, do not list porn, or hardware for your computer... Just stuff that you probably could have gone without googling and your time would have been better spent jogging or cleaning the house? My answer would put me to shame.

We all need to realize....

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Gay is never going away. For you that find it evil... to bad, it is never going away. People are queer and they are here, but besides the catchy slogan what is the deal with breeders fearing homosexuals? Please do not suggest that they are pedophiles or that they want to make you gay. They might wish you were, but that in it of itself will not make you gay.

Gay love is scary IMO - anal sex from a hairy or unhairy waxed man does not seem like a good time to me. Should that stop them from being able to marry? nope. Wait... Christians, Islam, and Orthodox Jews do not dig the deal... great they can denounce it. Does the government have to recognize that to anal loving men should have all the rights of an S&M married couple, the answer you guessed it, yes they should.

Tell me what is decent to you? Okay now I am going to ask 300 hundred other people what is decent to them. I am sure very few answers will match with anyone else... unless they are all from the same small hick town or from this website below. Please denounce these assholes were they stand.

Here is some of the haters speeches that really seem to make no sense to me.

Don't worry they are not going to use the very tactics they complain about. Do not worry they will not forget about the 10 commandments. They will respect you as a person and respect your right to be happy. Wait I am lying.

I read a blog were a gay couple could not hold hands... they were afraid because of their friends were recently accosted near a gay bar for trying to pick some one up. Hey first ... it does not matter were a gay man tried to picked some one up... if a gay guy was looking at me like a piece of meat... I would kindly say no "I am strictly a vagina lover" and just chill... his behavior does not make me gay or afraid. Now that breeder that beat up the gay guy for hitting on him, he probably got a little bit of an erection and that scared him... and it was the gay mans fault for that. *cough bullshit*

I will admit I hate the queers for one reason and one reason only (I would not harm any of them for this): They are better dressers then me and they look much better... just imagine if they were straight, there would be no women left for us breeders... so thank them for being good looking and not liking vagina.

Please tell me... some one... anyone.

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How come Emo has not died? If you like Emo... good for you... where do you live *writing down address and contacting the hitman* kidding.

Dangerous Muse is one such band that seems to be very emo'ish. Blogger.com, the very people that let me post my style here is showcasing these guys on the dashboard. I respect that... even if it is music I do not like. Yet that also gives me the power to ridicule Dangerous Muse.

Horrible stuff IMO. However what is that worth? let me check *looks up my opinion worth on google* yep, I would have to pay some one for my opinion to matter. We all have tastes and my tastes have been chemically burned from my body after hearing these guys play music. They are so bad that some one needs to hit me with shovel, probably one of there fans will be glad to do this for me.

My lyrics for an emo song:

"I cry alone, I bleed alone, I die alone" *then lets several young men and women touch me suggestively for the music video, while I play my keyboard guitar, don't worry I am not bisexual I am just emo* "Why do girls hate me?" *tons of women touching me why I sing this line for the music video*

This is amazing stuff.

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I went to several sites that would increase blogger traffic, each one was rather clear about not accepting "adult" themed and or vulgarity and profane blogs... so I could not submit my blog to them.

I then found this blogmad site. I went in and found a chat box titled "shout box" The forum moderators are very kind and will assist with almost any questions one might have, as long as you are respectful... so if you suck don't apply. They are a bunch of fun people within...

I believe that places like blogmad spread an air of civility while letting us keep our format of vulgarity and or adult behavior at the same time increasing traffic on your site. We need places like this to grow... violations of the 1st amendment continue to happen everyday and yet this software just says... "hey your stuff adult?" click yes or no... then you can provide filters to make sure you never see any adult material.

Tip my hat to the people of blogmad and its moderators. Thank you for having me feel right at home the first minute I was through the digital door.