The Typical Day Is Rarely Typical.

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::Updated:: The Picture is now linked to the website::Updated::


Kontraband is one of the best websites. I have been looking for a banner on their website and have yet to find one. Now if you want to check out Kontraband, be my guest but click on the picture that is where the link be. I am rather happy today is Friday. I am enjoying a cup of hot coffee.... mmm coffee.
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My plan of action for my blog. Tell me what you think?

1. I will be signing up to CafePress.com again. This time I hope to stick to my plan. I am not good at doing that and or things get in the way, mostly the first rather then latter reason is why. I am going to be signing up to make shirts, coffee cups, etc.
2. It is as lame as it sounds. I will come up with clever phrases, and more unusual and vulgar stuff that seems out of place.
- "Official Vagina Measurer"
- "Cum, it is good, but not on toast"
- "Jesus Does Not Love you"
- "Porn is as good as it gets in my mom's basement"
- "I play video games because I can't get laid"
- "I like to contemplate suicide... alone" depicts a stick figure closing the door on another stick figure.
- "Are you really reading this or using it as an excuse to stare at my tits?" on the back it says "Do not use my shirt in a pick up line"
- "It's not that liberals are better, it is not that Conservatives are better... just both are pretty fucking stupid to me"
- Stick Figure who is behind a podium saying "We do not accept money to pigeon hole bills". The back of the shirt says "Politicians... The New Mafia"
- "We have cleaned up the streets, we have taken down the the racketeering, we have made a difference" Some politician stick figure at a podium, on the back of the shirt it says "Support you state government lotteries but not gambling"
3. Creating a logo for my blog.
4. I am going to changing out some of my content, reviewing what I have and updating my labels on every post. 170(something) posts to go through.
5. I am going to be resurrecting my WTF series, even though it never got off the ground.
6. I am going to be doing video blogs as often as I can, regardless of the quality...
7. Starting from Scratch on making images for each blog. I truly mean this.
8. Most of these milestones will be reached before Monday, The 10th of March.
9. I am excited to get all of this done, I hope I do not lose interest.
10. Well... I am going to get some work done. Hope everyone has a good Friday night, and you will all see a lot of me on the weekend.

No apology this time.

z

Things for all of you to know.

1. I suck, but not gay like... all about the metaphors.
2. Computer needed to be reformatted (all my files went up in smoke... no I could not back them up)
3. My hours have been reduced to 24 hours/wk
4. I have totally neglected my blog, see answer 1.
5. I have totally neglected my dream of having my blog becoming an internet mind control device.
6. This is my 171'st post.
7. I was debating on wearing boxers today. Not really, but I wanted to say something like this, just to see if you are reading. Now the question is if I am wearing any?
8. Who the fuck keeps dumping Maine cash down the freaking drain? red or blue, no matter the color they will lie and cheat, yay for politics.
9. Housing foreclosures are up! yay for all homeless people they will not be as alone.
10. I miss you all.

mEGg-a pOsT! I know that is incorrect spelling...

z

So she said yes, she has a big ol'rock on her hand. I have happy times ahead of me. I am paving the way for completion to a better life. I am going to be starting my own thing up on the side. It will be a source of extra income at first and if it takes off, then I will be doing it full time. I will tell you more about it in the coming weeks. :: No Pic because I suck::

My baby girl falls asleep in my arms at night, I walk her around our house. I made her. I made life. I made progeny. A continuation of ourselves, albeit a better version... then our previous and so on and forth. *Does a little dance* I have brought this up many times. Yet I never tire of it. You all may have, but that is okay.
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Here are somethings I think you would all find interesting. Some of you may already know about these places and things. Did you know about all the features? No this is not a paid post, I will gladly whore my blog for advertising things I dig.

Heroes. Excellent show. Did you know you can watch the episodes online? only that season of the year. So you never need Tivo or to record. You will have the episodes that you need from last week. Click on the pic to be taken to the site.

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Kontraband is a collection of the unusual. I love it, check it out when you have time. It something worth looking at from time to time.
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I know Carrie knows about this, but do the rest of you? It is Pandora... it is the jazz that is... delicous, music sipping like it was coffee. An aroma all of your own flavor. More often then not you will dig the style of the tunes they play for you or atleast better then the radio. Click the pic.
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Everybody knows about winamp. Yet did you know about the TV? yeah you can watch tv shows, movies, and stream music.

All free including the software itself, but most people already know that.

Click on Shoutcast TV, under the media library tab.

Note: Update your winamp to the most latest version.

If you figure out that there is text here. Good for you. Margins and shit are not working. My page look is getting fucked up.
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<-- The block is my home town, nobody needs to know that. This Google Desktop. If you have a gmail account, then this is even more rocking, even stand alone it is has it's rocking features. You can add, change, alter... Mainstream software. It is so... *sheds a tear* pretty. Hey I have a lady, I do not need to pretend to not be a geek. Not that I ever pretended to not be one. I have a lions chest and a D10 sword for my battle face. The EULA agreement rocks and all that, very easy to read. Read it. So no myth about Google being the evil corporate machine. M$ still has that title and will continue for many years to do so. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>





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If you figure out that there is text here. Good for you. Margins and shit are not working. My page look is getting fucked up.
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This is Funny. If you do not agree, then you will lose one testicle. Women will have to oddle to a picture of three's a company.

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Here are some oldies, but goodies of past pics and other materials. I am going grey in text to emphasize the power of the past! I so need more coffee. COFFEE ::growl:: *thinks about knocking out fellow co-worker and stealing his, then remembers what happened with the guy and the cigarette*

I have been trying to quit smoking!

z

Yes the Demon is trying to quit...
Within the first 24 hours, this is what occurred.

- Hatred of all living things
- Sacking Rome
- Plotting the take over of Hollywood
- Getting angry at the slightest thing
- A deep hunger for sweets
- A manic desire to crawl the walls
- Extremely happy one minute... completely bummed the next
- Ready to mug a guy and steal his smokes and tell the judge at my trial "I was saving the guys life, isn't that sort like Jesus" I get 2 years in jail.
- A deep desire to write this stupid thing.

Adding Mike and Tisha to the links. Mike is funny, very funny. Tisha is very intelligent and sorta funny... well she is funnier then me, wait that is not saying much... never mind.