Showing posts with label Insulting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Insulting. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Do you like soup? I don't, if you like it, I hate you. Just a little.

z

Update
Jess sent this to me via hallmark and I wanted to share it with all of you. It is funny. I found it on youtube and I demand that you watch it. It is only 1 minute and 13 seconds. Please devout the time, you will enjoy it.



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Dr. Phil "If you can't stand the heat" he pauses for affect "then get out of the kitchen"
and everyone applauds... can I have his job? doling out common sense as if it was pancakes seems rather hard, but I bet I am up to the task.
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Monday, January 7, 2008

Dude, did he just say "I want to pee in your mouth"?

z

I have been having a hard time with ambition... <--- I do not have any. I do not cop-out, I just do not have it as I should compared to others. I am responsible for myself and no one is responsible for me. That being said... I need to get some shit done. Have a good one people. The next part of this post, some other time... will be. ::Why I have little or no ambition, a losers guide to displacing blame:: <--- the cool part is, it was not written by Bush.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Boom, I am back and with a sword. The date above is incorrect. 12/27/07 is when I did this entry.

z

I have been living life, busy, depressed and struggling with many extreme situations on my plate. I am doing better now and am back in the saddle again <---- I do not like that song, too much hair. Well it has been some time, so lets see what has been happening D23's life (I am pretending that you all care)

  • I was at the my local grocery store to get the following
    • Salad stuff
    • Garlic bread
    • Hamburger
  • Was not looking for but found...
    • Ex girl friend
      • Could not give her back
      • She has fallen so far down that she smells...
        • yes I did say smells.
        • She has fallen apart... soo much uglier, wtf happened.
          • Good thing she hugged me
            • Because I would never have use the bath of lye for myself unless this kinda situation arose.
          • Worst part, I hate her for looking like shit. I did not have sympathy, but hate and extreme loathing
    • I Would not release Jess from my side if she was by my side, she was not by my side at the time of the "finding" but when I got home, I was like a freakin foofoo dog.
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I watched The Departed with Jess during the last week, literally...


Jess loved it. It was a good movie. How could one not love it.

I also saw The DaVinci Code. It was so goood.
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I got an early Christmas present
Assassin's Creed

I am not going to bore you about this, but lets say... holy shit, even if you don't play video games... holy shit. Update: I beat this game, still have more to do though. Extremely great story.


Well that is it for now.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Please tell me... some one... anyone.

z

How come Emo has not died? If you like Emo... good for you... where do you live *writing down address and contacting the hitman* kidding.

Dangerous Muse is one such band that seems to be very emo'ish. Blogger.com, the very people that let me post my style here is showcasing these guys on the dashboard. I respect that... even if it is music I do not like. Yet that also gives me the power to ridicule Dangerous Muse.

Horrible stuff IMO. However what is that worth? let me check *looks up my opinion worth on google* yep, I would have to pay some one for my opinion to matter. We all have tastes and my tastes have been chemically burned from my body after hearing these guys play music. They are so bad that some one needs to hit me with shovel, probably one of there fans will be glad to do this for me.

My lyrics for an emo song:

"I cry alone, I bleed alone, I die alone" *then lets several young men and women touch me suggestively for the music video, while I play my keyboard guitar, don't worry I am not bisexual I am just emo* "Why do girls hate me?" *tons of women touching me why I sing this line for the music video*

 

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